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THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to gay broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


THE NAVY PRACTICE AT HOME -


TAGS: practice makes perfect
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - October 15, 2015, 1:57 pm
Any damn fool can land on a runway that doesn't move...chuckles.
Crashedmonkey - March 31, 2010, 8:15 am
@Bob, you like our digis? i hate these things, i knida want my old utilities back
Bob D. Sailor - March 30, 2010, 10:08 pm
Everything is true except sewing the back pockets on the front. Plus we got some sweet new digi's to ass around in.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Nice one Airman, 5 for those poor bastards. LOL
GySgt1811 - March 30, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thank Gawd! It ain't changed a bit since 1962! How I miss it. However, I hear they don't light the smoking lamp anymore.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:40 pm
nothing tops a hog!
Airman - March 30, 2010, 3:15 pm
ah, but we get better tee times.. and warthogs.. nuff said
Budog - March 30, 2010, 2:15 pm
Well "Airman" all the good pilots are in the U.S. Navy, that is why the are called "Naval Aviators". Any caveman can land a fighter plane on the ground. But hey, we need the Air Force, someone needs to stand around with their hands in their pockets...
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:45 pm
Discipline. 5
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 12:04 pm
I love it 5L!!!!
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 11:16 am
Spoken like a true Airman. 5 squids


3D TELEVISIONS -


TAGS: 3d tv makes you dizzy
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - July 9, 2011, 3:08 am
Such enormous... pearls
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 1:27 am
Wasn't he a good friend of Count Floyd? "Ooohhh, scary flying monkeys". ;)
spacedog - July 9, 2011, 12:20 am
Ha! 5L Anyone remember SCTV and Dr. Tongue's 3D house of stewardesses? Scary... Aooowww!
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:53 pm
Mild???


SO I WAS LIKE ABRAHAM.. YOU SHOULD SACRAFICE YOUR SON - then I was like "Whoa... I was just kidding bro"


TAGS: jesus makes a funny
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by holymoly

gas - March 1, 2012, 2:30 pm
I saw the same image at some funny-pics page, but with another text: "this one time, I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave" xD. anyway, 5 from me too, sometimes you can't credit all what you share
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 12:25 pm
Thanks guys, but I cant take credit for this. I dont know who to credit as there was no creator listed, but it was something I wanted to share
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:15 pm
It Work's 5L
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 8:05 am
nice....5 molys


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


GRAMMAR NAZI -


TAGS: it makes sense now cubby
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
I doth speaketh English not! I speak American so there :P
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 7:04 pm
australians don't use english-english either, but at least we admit it. 5L's
culos - August 26, 2010, 5:59 am
Love the thought, 5L's, but I hope that you do realize that US-English is not really proper English ;-)


COFFEE - Makes the universe better


TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)


PUBLIC BATHROOMS - Your Fear Of Them Just Increased 1,000%


TAGS: scary bathroom guy makes me cry
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Treehodger - January 19, 2010, 1:50 am
Someone should do this but put clown makeup on the face. That would be hilarious.
rerun - January 19, 2010, 1:46 am

a little disturbing and a lot funny


STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT -


TAGS: wish isa dream yourheart makes
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 16, 2012, 7:18 pm
totally agree. he was right. let's move on now. I have a nap coming up
Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
If the criticism is on the mark, it doesn't matter where it came from, when he starts going off the makrk, that's when you hold him up. And a few trips between goldmedals don't matter none Airman haha :D
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:35 pm
I knew it was a repeat when I saw it, but I've seen a few comments from this member and assumed he was a reg I've never heard of based on his criticisms. Turs out he has 6 posters and no posts. A little fresh to be policing our site like a greybeard
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:32 pm
my first thought was Did I repeat one? I have done that before.. the age thing is a bitch
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
We need to get you a badge officer pengen..... try a few more posters before you bomb on on a respected member no matter how deserving they may be
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
and I added my 1L
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:28 pm
i found it.. never saw it before..
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:25 pm
it is? what number is it..
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:16 pm
this is already a demotivational poster 1L for repeats


INTERNET DATING - it makes me lol




DEATH - Makes you bald.




PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.


TAGS: marriage makes stalking legal
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Good'n Fan


GROUP THINK - Overcoming reason since the dawn of civilization.




BATMAN - The Dork Knight


TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by forseti

matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.


SHEEP SHAGGING -




MAGIC WAND - It makes men disappear ...


TAGS: magic wand makes men disappear
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

MissPriss - May 1, 2012, 11:08 am
Bravo!


THE HUNTER -


TAGS: eyes of the hunter makes neener poop himself
Rating: 4.35/5

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flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l


WOMAN ON TOP -




BOUNDARIES -




FOCUS -


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L


DEVELOPMENT -


TAGS: abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Neener - October 25, 2010, 7:26 pm
I love this one
pzykosiz - October 25, 2010, 5:58 pm
my god that's a hell of a lot of posters aggy. 5L's all round


ABSINTHE -


TAGS: pun makes the heart grow fonder absinthe jaegermieister big sister
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:03 pm
@ Grey: made a motifake to proof that we have booze in germany, too! http://www.motifake.com/germany-alcoholic-proof-percentage-solutions-concentration-demotivational-poster-96782.html Enjoy! ;)
AudioStalker - April 2, 2010, 1:22 am
Art Nuveau FTW!!!
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 12:14 am
the lead lights up the flame and makes it burn red. I know from working in the produce section of the store when i was young who makes peach shine. And it was really good. pretty easy to tell when they buy couple cases of peaches a week
GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 12:10 am
red=radiator shine
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 12:05 am
blue fast flame. dont drink it if it burns red
GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 12:04 am
*we test* opps shouldn't have gone to the freezer
GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 12:03 am
there's shine, and then there's corn liquor. you're correct on the proof. bwe teat it on how it beads when you swirl it in the jar, and burns almost clear..instantaneously
CANADA - April 1, 2010, 11:58 pm
Im talking like 180 proof. little stronger than JD
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:56 pm
the best shine? apple pie. oak shine we call that jack daniels, TN wanna be's
CANADA - April 1, 2010, 11:51 pm
Its a sweet drink if you can find proper aged shine. I love a little oak flavor
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:49 pm
forseti, Germany has No booze, only beer. try bourbon, with a beer back
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:47 pm
radiator shine will kill you. the good 'ol boys down here still brew it, the young bucks prefer the ease of meth. but quailty shine,... sippin' shine...like nectar from the nipple of an angel
forseti - April 1, 2010, 11:47 pm
at least one reason for being glad to live in Germany! The Booze is cheap and we have the greatest assortment of beers! yeehaw!
CANADA - April 1, 2010, 11:43 pm
some nice shine up here too, but there is some really bad stuff too
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:41 pm
I beg to differ on the shine...we make it nice down here in KY
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:39 pm
you beat Derek to it :) still can't get it stateside, legally. it's Liquid love
CANADA - April 1, 2010, 11:39 pm
both of those are easy to drink compared to poteen and shine
forseti - April 1, 2010, 11:34 pm
lol... you compare absinthe with Jägermeister (only one 'i' btw)?


I'D LIKE TO THANK TACO BELL - For all the gas and diarrhea it's given me.


TAGS: taco bell makes me poop
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Kyronic

Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:37 am
Thanks. The funny thing is that I had Taco Bell tonight. Probably what inspired this poster. That outcome of the dinner was not good at all...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:34 am
Holy s*it! I'm not the only one! 5 lions for you, dude!


BUTT MUSIC -




IT'S A DAWG'S LIFE -


TAGS: bark woof ruff makes scents
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - February 7, 2013, 6:12 pm
Thanks guys
GaryO - February 7, 2013, 9:03 am
So right. What’s really unnerving is seeing those eyes from the other side. 5L
Greeny - February 7, 2013, 5:07 am
*Incites Jealousy - 5L


ANTIPODES - CRAZY BUGGERS -




Makes sense now -


TAGS: all makes sense now
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Ism

Rudedog - May 24, 2013, 11:16 pm
Was blind but now I see


FITTING IN -


TAGS: money makes it all good cubby
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

hootizz - July 21, 2010, 10:36 pm
How true.., how true......


I SOLVED MY RAT PROBLEM -




BIRTH CONTROL -


TAGS: abstinence makes the heart beat harder and harder and ohhhh
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

RagTopDriver - July 1, 2010, 10:06 pm
The asprin trick does not work well in a Mustang!
Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 9:02 pm
What a sexy pair of knees


STUBBORN DEUTCHLANDER -


TAGS: three neins makes twenty seven
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Greeny

forseti - December 9, 2011, 8:58 am
5 Löwen!


WHILE YOU SCROLLED - he approved/rejected 173 submissions


TAGS: rerun makes it look easy
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 10:41 pm
If you put you mous cursor over either aarm it give you the finger. Or... you can stick it up his nose... Decisions, decisions...
rerun - November 15, 2011, 6:31 pm

sweet, casters on my chair
Reality Lord - November 15, 2011, 5:59 pm

this just made my day :) thnx AM


REALISTS -




DEFIANCE -




BMMFG! -




MOTIFAKE APPROVAL LOG - Today's list was like reading strange book titles. 5 Approved Lions for making me spew chocolate milk out my nose


TAGS: approval log makes own humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

fan4camping - May 1, 2012, 4:09 pm
Thanks :) I got the full list of 100, just didn't want to make a LONG pic. There were several more that were hilarious.
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:34 am
M-M-M-M, nose chocolate. 5 lions, yerself, fan4
dy2012 - May 1, 2012, 5:43 am
nice one,truly a great book titles


FOND MEMORIES -


TAGS: absence makes the heart grow fonder
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:31 pm
I hear that. I have such a polaroid. Too bad it wasnt me that took it.
50cal - October 7, 2010, 10:49 am
HMM
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 9:30 pm
What can I say, moooo.... I was all over them tits for the first few months. You don't forget that sort of attention.
CANADA - October 6, 2010, 3:04 pm
nice
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 9:31 am

huge lol ag. ...and huge lol's Mooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 9:26 am
She was your Mom Aggy, Why do we have to keep reminding you?
Neener - October 6, 2010, 9:21 am
Love it!


BEWILDERED -


TAGS: age makes me giddy
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Master - April 27, 2011, 4:32 pm
Tell Me about it! Oh, wait, cancel that---I already know...
gas - April 27, 2011, 11:59 am
hehe that's so true!
CaptainBaked - April 27, 2011, 10:00 am
Head ru5h!


FALSE -




LONELY -




HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS - TTH has been busy this winter


TAGS: makes the spring and summer a bit mellow
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 6:55 pm
5 Lions Airman! Just call me TTHC!


SO ALICE -


TAGS: we already know the blue one makes me bigger
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

boeweizer - February 13, 2010, 3:29 am
do you see the smaller card in front?
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 1:07 am
Ok...
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:58 pm
Wow, that's....phenomenal. 1 for each reference, and 2 for the girl.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 8:57 am
...and 5L
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 8:56 am
Nice. You gotta love Jefferson Airplane. White Rabbit is a great song.


AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - Seventeen posters tagged Powergirl. Only one tagged Vampirella. Too goth for ya?


TAGS: damn jalford makes 248 posters and can t do a friggin vampirella at least ron knows who she is
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Zed - February 15, 2010, 10:08 pm
Not too Goth, too cold. I like 'em wet and warm.
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:08 am
You're a no-talent assbag. Please kill yourself.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 10:18 am
Ummm - proviso - Only try it from your primary use computer. Should sync everything to that IP. So if you do it from a Motifaking friend's CPU, it makes a real mess.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 10:11 am
Try this: http://www.motifake.com/sync.php
spacedog - August 11, 2009, 10:09 am
Yeah. I've just sent a PM to Mr. Motifake asking about this problem.
Jmac0585 - August 11, 2009, 9:55 am
You mean you created it?
spacedog - August 11, 2009, 9:54 am
My 3rd poster to go anonymous on me.


INGENUITY -


TAGS: despair day acheivemnet unecessary the man makes the clothes stare all you like tag mistake
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 7:22 pm
Thanks for the votes, guys, and certainly for the comments. They're hilarious.
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:18 am
LMAO!
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 10:02 am
LOL...would you like new car scent or pine?
LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 9:56 am
Priceless! Now where did I lay that stethoscope?
Sean - November 4, 2009, 9:49 pm
Cool. I'm trading in my clip-board. What the hell was I thinking?
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 9:18 pm
Problems at home, Random? This is what happens when you don't go to that Halloween party!
MrRandom - November 4, 2009, 9:15 pm
Here I am making jokes about a cheating girlfriend and a warm watermelon, and this comes along and truly becomes awesome. Excellent Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:14 pm
Thanks, guys. Stuff like that is always good to hear.
spacedog - November 4, 2009, 9:11 pm
Excellent Bart. 5Ls
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 9:09 pm
5lions for 5! Perfect score!
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:05 pm
God! the comments are hilarious. Thanks for the votes, guys. I'm glad you like it.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 9:00 pm
A lab coat from Dr. Seymour Bush
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:57 pm
5L - welcome to the world!


THE CHURCH OF DOUCHE - Welcomes reunions with its past members. For those who still do not believe, just remember being a member can get you a million dollar contract with MTV


TAGS: have you ever watched that show it makes you feel better about yourself
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Anonymous2 - February 13, 2010, 3:43 pm
What they don't tell you is that you're gonna be paid in Zimbabwe dollars. Remember, you'll need ten million to just buy three eggs, so it's not really worth it.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:04 am
5, true...they are ALL douches..


SNAKE CLEANING - Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales.




PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - BECAUSE IT'S GOOD TO BE PREPARED FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE


TAGS: practice makes perfect zombie apocalypse
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by almarpa

MashiMashi - April 26, 2012, 6:01 am
Philipinos use machetes......uh-huh


BASEBALL - The Brits ruined it, then named it after an insect.


TAGS: makes less sense than soccer
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by VIadTheImpaIer

evora23 - December 18, 2011, 9:22 am
Considering Cricket was invented before America was founded.
NinjaWithCHeese - November 7, 2011, 9:30 am
and rounders is pretty much a childs version of cricket
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 2, 2011, 5:17 pm
He must be kidding, Baseball is really just a rip off of a British game called Rounders.
RetiredUSNChief - November 2, 2011, 4:49 pm
Funny...but Cricket has a history by name going back to at least the mid-1500s. Baseball is a wee bit younger than that. Still...I thought it was funny! :):)
the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 10:29 pm
Is semi-funny. ...ish
Verdeckt - October 28, 2011, 7:19 pm
This is meant as a joke, right?


REMAKES - So Predictables....especially if you're 20 years old or older.


TAGS: remakes v
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Densaku

agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 6:52 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 6:44 pm
it may be hip deep, but he went in head first
R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 6:42 pm
Should we throw him a Rub-a-dub Dolly Doll?
agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 6:40 pm
HE became a member 1 minute before jumping into the failpool hip-deep!
R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 6:34 pm
LOL!!! Poster nazi Fail!
agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 5:35 pm
insan.... way to miss "predictables" and go straight to not knowing wht the "V" was about.
insaninater - February 18, 2010, 5:33 pm
it was the 5th of november in v for vendetta, not the 3rd, u fail lol


Liberalism -


TAGS: mental disorder that makes people attack good people
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by G-Dog

Sean - November 1, 2008, 11:27 pm
Uhmmm, G-Dog, does this mean your tunnel is still en route? It does, doesn't? D'OH!


A GOOD MOTIFAKE? -


TAGS: one pill makes you larger
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

IllicoPresto - October 14, 2010, 6:18 pm
Arthur Rackham is one of my favorite fantasy artists. Good poster.
Bakstabr - October 14, 2010, 5:55 pm
Yay alice in wonderland. Well......"through the looking glass" more precisely but awesome nonetheless
Neener - October 14, 2010, 5:49 pm
I always read the rejection comments. Its good stuff.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 4:43 pm
You have no idea how hard some noobs make it look though. Just check the queue for an idea of what im talking about. 5L airman
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 4:31 pm
So simple a Timmy could do it. Or not. 5


Holiday Number 3 -




A DREAM -




INVISIBLE -




I BELONG TO ANIMAL KINGDOM NOT PLANT! -




Self-loathing -




GROWING UP -


TAGS: growing up makes things more difficult
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:21 am
i have no idea what im talking about so =p
boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:21 am
for girls mommy's kisses stop working when the pain starts coming once a month, for boys idk for some i'd say 40's, others early 20's, those who are raised right its age 10(when the belt stops hurting and starts feeling good)
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 9:21 am
She does tend to have that effect...that, or get up and run away...it varies.
GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 9:06 am
you're right Jake, your wifes kisses do make me want to get up and dance to Lady GaGa :)
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:05 am
LOL! Your hurt begins where hers goes away! Take it easy, Jake... good to see you on.
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 9:02 am
No owies Ice, just noticed the other day that no matter how bad my little girl hurts herself, Mommy's kiss makes all the hurt go away and she's right back up on that chair dancing to Lady Ga Ga. :) Please no stripper jokes...at least not yet.
Ed-Hyde - June 8, 2010, 6:41 am
[Insert Witty Comment Here] bastich, can't think of anything funny that isn't also too brutal for my tastes. 5L, truly demotivational.
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:18 pm
Awwwwwwwwww, does widdle Jakey have an owie??????


FACEPLANT31 -


TAGS: lets all hope he makes it to faceplant32
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:32 pm
ROR! Touche' aggy.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:28 pm
There's a short-bus full of droolers who might disagree with you... if they could.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:21 pm
Helmets are for smart people.
Dariodee - March 30, 2010, 6:14 pm
No helmet...
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
Thank you good sir! 5L and fav'd.


REAL MOTIFAKES -




WALKING BIRD -


TAGS: spite makes right
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 24, 2009, 5:37 pm
Yepper. Some how some way I have suffered a head injury.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 12:24 am
An excellent line for a picture that almost anyone could've made a poor motifake out of!!!!


GRASS KNUCKLES - Because spell check is imperfect




PRACTICE - We All Need It Some Times!


TAGS: practice halo halo3 practice makes perfect
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by -RaVeN-

LX - March 5, 2009, 1:39 am
Added effect maybe?
Anonymous - January 21, 2009, 7:00 pm
Dude, a sniper rifle at THAT range?


SENSE - this picture makes none


TAGS: sense this picture makes none
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by SynIkaru

agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:11 am
A=sense. B=Motifake. If A=B, then this poster is true.


MONEY -


TAGS: yeah well she still makes a lot more money than your sorry ass
Rating: 1.92/5
Torkil The Destroyer - May 17, 2009, 6:46 pm
Dear god she is ugly! Even after all these years of trying to look at her without puking and her plastic surgery she still looks like crap. I would buttfuck a rusty broken canoe before letting me or someone else touch her!


Epiphany -


TAGS: signs everywhere obvious realitydoesnt havetomakesense
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:58 pm
Yuk can anyone join or just 5L type people...teehee.
Silverheart - March 8, 2015, 2:00 pm

5L


perspective -


TAGS: accident makes art
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 3:53 am
LOL! I get a LOT of pleasure out of that thought! I always hated hazmat duty! LOL!
theyuk - October 21, 2015, 10:40 pm
It'5 particularly beautiful 'cause I don't have to clean it up!


Remakes -




It takes a great man -


TAGS: good tape makes good listener
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:45 pm
I've always wondered how to get a guy to listen! Thanks for the tip! ^!


Learning Curve -


TAGS: dog education makes the difference
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 12:18 pm
LOL! I wonder how long it'll take before they figure that out? Luv this Yuk-yuk! 5L


Envious -




ice cold beer -




HEY, OKLAHOMA! -


TAGS: 5 0 quake always makes a mess
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - November 9, 2016, 9:16 am
I live in Oklahoma. I'v been in Cali and slept thu 5s while there. So I now what I am talking about.
mizzdizz - November 9, 2016, 1:21 am
They don't have the building standards there that quake prone areas have. There's a lot more damage done. Besides, ain't nobody sleeping thru a 5.0 quake! Even in California where all it does is clean shelves, puts new cracks in the street. Have a heart.
ipaprime - November 9, 2016, 1:02 am
It scares the idiots who live here. The rest of us just keep living our lives and deal with it.


breath mint, human! -




undead -


TAGS: dracula movie remakes culture entertainment
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cannabal - October 30, 2014, 8:31 am
Saw "Toy Story 3" in theatres. that movie was heavy for a kids' film.
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 10:50 pm
Me too. Well, honestly, that and piratebay. Still go watch on the big screen, occasionally, mostly movies for the grandkid. Not much else to get me interested. Pixar does some great work.
Cannabal - October 29, 2014, 8:42 pm
That's why I stopped paying for movies.
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 7:48 pm
They play what pays. Period. Unless a rich person is passionate about it, the corporations decide content from previous balance sheets. And, what they play, bottom line, is us. We, the people choose what makes money.
EmilioDumphque - October 24, 2014, 8:06 pm
I could give them some great ones!


in GODZILLA we trust -


TAGS: godzilla i know it makes no sense
Rating: 3.71/5

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mizzdizz - September 1, 2015, 2:58 pm
LOL! Well done Silvy! LUUUUUV it!! 5L


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